Fuck you Christmas I hate you you bullshit

Above: The rather nice christmas display and santas grotto from Bondi Junction Westfield

Fuck you christmas. False celebration of the invented jewish slave God parasite. Thanks for reminding me of all the things i am to be grateful for like my family being dead. Piss on Earth and an excuse for alcohol abuse and glutony. I want an onomatapaeic word to register disgust...humbug don't cut it. The spirit of Christmas....ha you need and excuse to be kind to people...the rest of the time you are fucking bastards to all. Fuck you you fucking hypocrits. Every holiday is for boosting retail.
The best thhing about it is the boxing day test. And that's boring cricket so fuck it. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Yeah i am infidelo. Suck my penis
Some dude i know has been on holiday in Osaka. He said he was suprissed peoople read porn on the train. Everybody tells that story. I should try that at Strathfield...but it's full of Korean so nobody notice? It's cause australians are repressed and not obsessed by bondage panty fetishes
The cockroaches (teh wiggles) - She's the one.

Terror Australia

(Above: Piccy of a Hollywood Billboard stolen from news limited)

Ok was doing some shopping early today. They where cordoning off large chunks of George St, WTF?

Ok apparently this is a result of tonight's....yeah tonight's we got to go the whole day with the place interrupted...premiere of Baz Luhrman's "Australia" starring Huge Jackoff and Nicole Kidding with American accents. Fuck...I'm sick of the film already and nobody's seen it. Is this going to be another cringe worthy Hollywidised Australian epic which has little or nothing to do with the real country. Probably. Who cares. Eat my Australian anus

They did this a few days back so some twits could march over global warming climate change bla bla. Shouldn't have any trouble organising that black nazi part gay pogo stick and alternative vegetable pornography films festival Anzac in Summer march. Just block George St. off forever.

This is a funny thing to do with toys


I like that..it gives me a few ideas for the future

Today song: Indian Ropeman - Dog in the Piano crazy track that is sampling Jerky Boys

Death To The Daleks

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm looking for some inspired words to say but it won't come. I am revisiting my old age before it happens, in the event I can avoid it...(yes?) ...well fuck you
They sentenced me to 20 years of listening to Leonard Cohen records. Colonel Sanders said the potato and gravy tasted like wall paper pastes. You won't get this kind of honesty from Ronald McDonald.



Bonnie Tyler

I love you Bonnie. You are awesome.

She played the cube, campbelltown last week. She still got it.

Here she is on Countdown many moons a-go



Deena Webster - New York Mining Disaster 1941 yes it's that Bee Gees song ha.

In the event of something happening to you...

Best regards

Brief Ode To Coogee Bay

eating your gelati
isn't it quite nice
to find a chunk of human shit
inserted in chock ice

excretia flavoured sorbet
oh spread the happy word
it really makes your day it does
munching frozen turd

On the beach at coogee
enjoy your lunch and beer
you'll soon be chomping cold poo poo
so run away in fear

the moral of this story
i'd say is plain and clear
do not piss off your waiters
or desert comes from the rear

God bless 2GB Guardian of Morality

Lord praise radio 2GB, guardian of our morals for enforcing the point that all sexuality is something we need to feel guilty about and needs to be beaten up til there isn't any more. Special thanks to Chris Smith, Ray Hadley, Luke Boner (yes i know), Philip Clarke and David Oldfield for finding all the peadophiles under the bed (especially on slow news days), and all the outraged geriatic liberal party voters for encouraging them, Hallelujah. Lord praise the Daily Telegraph and A Current Affair while we're at it. Alan Jones declined to participate, maybe citing an incident involving public toilets...you know...oh

Pass the stemetil

Kinko the Clown by Ogden Edsl

Then insert advertisements for nasal delivery technology.

It is a wish from me that your dandruff clears up...

What if GOD isn't one of us

so who does GOD (pronounced Gahd in America) think he she it is. Why must ye pretend to be everything to everyone. Why all the multiple personalities? How do you fit Krishna Allah Jesus Buddha Vishnu Quetzelcoatal Jehovah Ra Ron Hubbard onto a American Express card. even Sri Lankans don't have longish names like that. That must be some Swiss Bank account right there.
Email me a miracle when you got some free time. Who should i make the cheque out to?


Party like it's 2011

Smile like you mean it

Yes anyway i was in one of those pubs in William st this evening and the English Tourists where singing to the songs on the video monitor, something about shake shake shake shake me, They had that song by the killers, and i didn't feel like smiling one bit, it's one of those "let's do something really passionate before we die" because life is rubbish kind of songs. But that will only get you a punched face in kings kross. I bought some twisties...stepped over some vomit and went home. One of the oriental transexual people, one without a bashed in nose called out to me..but not right now

My it's humid. My friend at this moment in time is a bottle of mineral water. Even if sh-weppes cadburry is the devil. Oh yeah they played devil inside by INXS... Ehat a way to accidently kill yourself, on the end of a rope having a wank. You've got to laugh. Weird things happen to people in Hotelz in the hoood.

"Smile like you mean it"

Frank Zappa - Spider of destiny

Please avoid the gonnoreah and nsu

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Slap!

Donuts are nice

Karen Cheryl - Mes Années De Lycée

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Rest is non

Be a Rockstar....

N0 not really. But this is a way to wank away the hours...(you mean this isn't). The rockstar game (see screenshot). Invent a band or solo artist, write songs, design logos and cover art, tour release music etc. It's a bit of fun. But it takes a while to get anywhere, just like in real life it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll. forget who said that (no i didn't do not respond to that statement)

Here's some i made i myself

Bellz
Fabulous Lynn Girls
Reisige Errectung
Janis Clearmountin

You get the idea. Have a go now. It's fun..for a while

The Strange Angry Bunny Thing of East Sydney

A strange bunny creature thing started appearing on the walls of various structures of Darlinghurst / East Sydney / Wooloomooloo a few months ago and then vanished mysteriously. Until a dishevelled drunk Homersimpsonesque version appeared on the footpath in liverpool st near hyde park this week. Rumour has it this is a cousin of Eternity by fanatical bible basher and drunk Arthur Stace, The cartoons of Bruno Dutot and 1910 = 3p. I think I don't give a fuck

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After:

Congratulations Manly..Fuck!

That is probably the only time I will ever say that at all. Manly have killed the Melbourne Storm in the 2008 Rugby League NRL "Grand Final" 40-0 at the Homebush Brand name stadium that nobody likes to go to. WTF Happened to you Melbourne?
After all the brewhaha (fuck is that a word?) during the week including coach Craig Bellamy's brain explosion...Melbourne just didn't turn up and where defeated by a record score. What the hell happened. The high point for me was Steven "Beaver" Menzies retiring on a high after a long and proud career including scoring a try. In an age when players walk in and out of the clubs at the drop of a hat and a contract is worth less than the paper it is written on to he's been a loyal club man and a great player for well over a decade. Bless his maroon socks
Other than that I couldn't give a shit. A team representing beachside arrogant tarts vs a city that doesn't even know the difference between rugby league and rugger (rugby union), dedicating the back 100 pages of most newspapers to AFL.
Bleh
Bring on Ritchie

Today's Song
Kinky Boots - Syd Dale (very sexy lounge)

See you soon. Please don't get Asperger's syndrome

60s icons bred to beautify the cross

60s pop culture figures the triffids (not the weird 80s Go Betweens wannabe) have been selected and bred with Dr Who's arch rivals the daleks in a project to beautiful King Cross (see my fucking picture) to create an organic triflek


The brainchild of mayor Clover Moore doyen of good taste and pseudo lesbian bondage dress sense, the triflek have had their aggressive tendancies removed and been made piss proof so they are resiliant to the abuse of Friday and Saturday night visitors

the mothership

song for the day:
WWF Superstars - Slam Jam (12" Full Nelson)

God bless the cartoon days of wwf!

なんてこった! The Kylie Bus is Coming

YaY! The Kylie bus is coming / bla blu blu blu blu da du / New York und San Francisco / A giant tub of crisco.....

Fneh

Nice:

Hooray For the Church of Global Warming

Isn't it nice this global warming. I mean you know, Australia wants to tear apart it's economy so it won't produce that awful carbon stuff. God bless (sorry that's politically incorrect) I mean praise Allah for the new religion of pseudo science. I say religion as a man made thing using fear and pushing convincing half truths as a means to control the populice. It's a good way to make a buck too if you know what you're doing. I have a vague memory from childhood that the so called experts where talking about the world going into a new ice age. When did the ice age become global warming? Eh it's all change the children won't notice

Here's a nice book by Joanne Nova that will help you become a global warming heretic

http://www.sosnews.org/pdf/scepticshandbook1-3.pdf

It is sure to cause the Greens to call for a fatwa against her.

Song of the Day:
Tim Finn - I Can See Clearly (awesome cover of Johnny Nash)

See you soon. Hope you don't get Ebola

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Song for the Day (I hope to make this a tradition)

Sam Chalpin - Satisfaction.
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Best fucking Stones cover ever

See you next time. Hope you don't succomb to leprosy