Brief Ode To Coogee Bay

eating your gelati
isn't it quite nice
to find a chunk of human shit
inserted in chock ice

excretia flavoured sorbet
oh spread the happy word
it really makes your day it does
munching frozen turd

On the beach at coogee
enjoy your lunch and beer
you'll soon be chomping cold poo poo
so run away in fear

the moral of this story
i'd say is plain and clear
do not piss off your waiters
or desert comes from the rear

God bless 2GB Guardian of Morality

Lord praise radio 2GB, guardian of our morals for enforcing the point that all sexuality is something we need to feel guilty about and needs to be beaten up til there isn't any more. Special thanks to Chris Smith, Ray Hadley, Luke Boner (yes i know), Philip Clarke and David Oldfield for finding all the peadophiles under the bed (especially on slow news days), and all the outraged geriatic liberal party voters for encouraging them, Hallelujah. Lord praise the Daily Telegraph and A Current Affair while we're at it. Alan Jones declined to participate, maybe citing an incident involving public toilets...you know...oh

Pass the stemetil

Kinko the Clown by Ogden Edsl

Then insert advertisements for nasal delivery technology.

It is a wish from me that your dandruff clears up...

What if GOD isn't one of us

so who does GOD (pronounced Gahd in America) think he she it is. Why must ye pretend to be everything to everyone. Why all the multiple personalities? How do you fit Krishna Allah Jesus Buddha Vishnu Quetzelcoatal Jehovah Ra Ron Hubbard onto a American Express card. even Sri Lankans don't have longish names like that. That must be some Swiss Bank account right there.
Email me a miracle when you got some free time. Who should i make the cheque out to?


Party like it's 2011

Smile like you mean it

Yes anyway i was in one of those pubs in William st this evening and the English Tourists where singing to the songs on the video monitor, something about shake shake shake shake me, They had that song by the killers, and i didn't feel like smiling one bit, it's one of those "let's do something really passionate before we die" because life is rubbish kind of songs. But that will only get you a punched face in kings kross. I bought some twisties...stepped over some vomit and went home. One of the oriental transexual people, one without a bashed in nose called out to me..but not right now

My it's humid. My friend at this moment in time is a bottle of mineral water. Even if sh-weppes cadburry is the devil. Oh yeah they played devil inside by INXS... Ehat a way to accidently kill yourself, on the end of a rope having a wank. You've got to laugh. Weird things happen to people in Hotelz in the hoood.

"Smile like you mean it"

Frank Zappa - Spider of destiny

Please avoid the gonnoreah and nsu

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Slap!

Donuts are nice

Karen Cheryl - Mes Années De Lycée

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Rest is non

Be a Rockstar....

N0 not really. But this is a way to wank away the hours...(you mean this isn't). The rockstar game (see screenshot). Invent a band or solo artist, write songs, design logos and cover art, tour release music etc. It's a bit of fun. But it takes a while to get anywhere, just like in real life it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll. forget who said that (no i didn't do not respond to that statement)

Here's some i made i myself

Bellz
Fabulous Lynn Girls
Reisige Errectung
Janis Clearmountin

You get the idea. Have a go now. It's fun..for a while

The Strange Angry Bunny Thing of East Sydney

A strange bunny creature thing started appearing on the walls of various structures of Darlinghurst / East Sydney / Wooloomooloo a few months ago and then vanished mysteriously. Until a dishevelled drunk Homersimpsonesque version appeared on the footpath in liverpool st near hyde park this week. Rumour has it this is a cousin of Eternity by fanatical bible basher and drunk Arthur Stace, The cartoons of Bruno Dutot and 1910 = 3p. I think I don't give a fuck

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Congratulations Manly..Fuck!

That is probably the only time I will ever say that at all. Manly have killed the Melbourne Storm in the 2008 Rugby League NRL "Grand Final" 40-0 at the Homebush Brand name stadium that nobody likes to go to. WTF Happened to you Melbourne?
After all the brewhaha (fuck is that a word?) during the week including coach Craig Bellamy's brain explosion...Melbourne just didn't turn up and where defeated by a record score. What the hell happened. The high point for me was Steven "Beaver" Menzies retiring on a high after a long and proud career including scoring a try. In an age when players walk in and out of the clubs at the drop of a hat and a contract is worth less than the paper it is written on to he's been a loyal club man and a great player for well over a decade. Bless his maroon socks
Other than that I couldn't give a shit. A team representing beachside arrogant tarts vs a city that doesn't even know the difference between rugby league and rugger (rugby union), dedicating the back 100 pages of most newspapers to AFL.
Bleh
Bring on Ritchie

Today's Song
Kinky Boots - Syd Dale (very sexy lounge)

See you soon. Please don't get Asperger's syndrome

60s icons bred to beautify the cross

60s pop culture figures the triffids (not the weird 80s Go Betweens wannabe) have been selected and bred with Dr Who's arch rivals the daleks in a project to beautiful King Cross (see my fucking picture) to create an organic triflek


The brainchild of mayor Clover Moore doyen of good taste and pseudo lesbian bondage dress sense, the triflek have had their aggressive tendancies removed and been made piss proof so they are resiliant to the abuse of Friday and Saturday night visitors

the mothership

song for the day:
WWF Superstars - Slam Jam (12" Full Nelson)

God bless the cartoon days of wwf!

なんてこった! The Kylie Bus is Coming

YaY! The Kylie bus is coming / bla blu blu blu blu da du / New York und San Francisco / A giant tub of crisco.....

Fneh

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