Brief Ode To Coogee Bay

eating your gelati
isn't it quite nice
to find a chunk of human shit
inserted in chock ice

excretia flavoured sorbet
oh spread the happy word
it really makes your day it does
munching frozen turd

On the beach at coogee
enjoy your lunch and beer
you'll soon be chomping cold poo poo
so run away in fear

the moral of this story
i'd say is plain and clear
do not piss off your waiters
or desert comes from the rear